OK – so perhaps I’m not totally up to date with some of the outrageous names celebs have decided to dish out to their baby’s – but c’mon guys – who geninenly calls their kids Sage Moonblood or Zuma Nesta Rock?

How about  Kal-el Coppola  or Diva Muffin?

Now as tragic as is seems let’s hope that Paula Yates fell in love with the name Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani – because poor old Michael won’t be there to explain this away.

But personally I place the blame squarely with David Bowie and his off the cuff Christening of young Master Bowie.

For the record, his  given name is Duncan Zowie Bowie.

For a while when he was younger, he was known as Joe or Joey. He now goes by Duncan.

He also uses his father’s real last name, Jones.

Joey Bowie?

Zowie Bowie?

Any wonder Duncan Jones sounds remarkably good.

Anyone able to add to the list?

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