Would You Be Your Own Best Friend?

Vanity and pride aside – I’d have to honestly say no!
Sure I’d get on with me – but I also probably start up an argument with myself which of course I would win.
Mind you – I’d probably end up house bound – given neither me or I would be able to decide where the we would go – then probably mull around because we weren’t doing anything.
A cocoon of thought would no doubt inhibit my adventurous side – but my advice – while sometimes staid – would serve me well.
I’d be keen to lend myself a hand when there’s work to be done – but would probably get on my own nerves when things weren’t ‘quite right’.
I’d get tired of hearing my own voice at times – but that could be tempered with my choice of music – which I think I’d enjoy.
And while I’d like to hang out with a more gregarious me – I’d have to find a quiet corner to park myself when I got too loud.
All in all – while I’d probably be a mate – I probably wouldn’t make it to the top of my own list.
Sure there’s a few ticks in the boxes – but there’s also a few crosses too.
Yep – it’s a toughie all right – perhaps I should ask the audience – or phone a friend.